Raisinslayer

Magic semi-intelligent longsword

Category:
weapon (melee)
Description:

As the name implies, this sword is +1, +4 vs. raisins. It is semi-intelligent (maybe 6 or so) and can carry on simple, stupid conversations.

Bio:

Raisinslayer (in a rather mentally challenged sounding voice): “Hey, how ya doin?”
Fila (a bit bewildered): “Uh…well ahhh…uh, pretty good, yeah…how are you?”
Raisinslayer: “Good, how doing?”
Fila: “I just said, I’m doing pretty good. How are you doing?”
Raisinslayer: ”Okay…”
(long pause)
Raisinslayer: “Soooo… how doing?”
Fila: “Look, can I help you???”
Raisinslayer: “I um, I killed a raisin de uddah day!”
Fila: “You don’t say. Yeah, I hear you do that sometimes….”

Raisinslayer

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